Category: Poetry
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I don’t wish to brag So I work really hard at Underachieving
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Welcome to the new normal It’s a bit like the old normal But with a smidgen less freedom A tiny bit less choice And quite…
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There is no ‘i’ in Teams Although there is an ‘i’ in time And when I am in Teams I often feel like I am…
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Sunday morning joy Is all too soon replaced by Sunday evening dread
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There has to be a policy For people to be able to adhere to the policy But it’s a theoretical exercise And no-one reads the…
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Home is where the heart is Which is useful because it’s also where the rest of me is All the time now And I like…
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Sorry that I didn’t Do that thing I said I’d do I didn’t get around to it Because I didn’t want to It’s not that…
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Sitting on my sofa Is where I like to be It might not be exciting But it’s just right for me I don’t crave adventure…
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Sunday much better When I begin my day with Sundae for breakfast
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Awesome Friday nights Far too often result in Awful Saturdays
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Waited a whole week For Friday night to arrive Just to dread Monday
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There are things that I am bad at Which are a strength of yours So if we work together We might accomplish more It seems…
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Today I have a goal A target I must hit It really won’t be easy But I’m not going to quit I will persevere all…
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I know I said I’d write A poem about you But I can’t do it now Cos I really need the loo You know that…
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This morning I didn’t shower Because I wanted to exercise And it seemed pointless to shower Before I exercised But the day went on And…
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Sometimes when I feel tired I’m not really that nice And it’s better to avoid me Or make interactions more concise I don’t mean to…
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Oh carpet on the floor What’s with all the crumbs? I vacuumed only last week From where did they all come? I’m sure that I…
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Where did all the chocolate go? I had so much last week But now I cannot find it No matter where I seek? It seems…
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It might seem disrespectful To compare poems that we wrote But in a poetry competition Mine would get my vote I’m not saying yours is…
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Music has charms to soothe the savage beast But it can annoy the neighbours at four in the morning And even at other times of…
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Where did all the snow go? There was so much last week But now the temperature has risen And the weather is less bleak I…
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Feeling tired is fine at night And much less helpful now But when the time to sleep was right My mind would not allow Unconsciousness…
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What would life be without the pod From which my coffee doth arrive? Of all of the cons considered mod It’s my favourite ogive For…
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How do I love thee, let me count the ways Although perhaps counting is not for now When I’m trying my best to express how…
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One thing in life That I find quite frustrating Is when I have to spend time Endlessly waiting For something or someone That is due…
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I find myself insomnolent At three in the morning Can’t get back to sleep Though day is several hours from dawning It’s a frustrating situation…
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Oh to be an idiot That would be rather good I’d like to not know anything And not know that I should To be ignorant…
James Proclaims! 