Category: Poetry
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Once in a while I like to put aside my own nonsense and compile the gibberish of others to make a ‘found poem’. In reality,…
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Hello and welcome to today’s update We haven’t got anything new to say Nothing’s really changed since yesterday But it’s important, nonetheless That we update…
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Though virtual meetings are oft prone To provide many reasons to moan They may have to take place When there’s no face to face But…
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If I can’t solve it By drinking excessively Then I can’t solve it
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People who teach maths Believe there’s strength in numbers But still require proof
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It has been a difficult time For everyone And the world might have changed now Beyond all recognition It is more than possible That things…
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Haikus easy are When syntax you care not of And Like Yoda write
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Staring at four walls I pity those who live in Triangle shaped homes
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I don’t wish to brag So I work really hard at Underachieving
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Welcome to the new normal It’s a bit like the old normal But with a smidgen less freedom A tiny bit less choice And quite…
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There is no ‘i’ in Teams Although there is an ‘i’ in time And when I am in Teams I often feel like I am…
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Sunday morning joy Is all too soon replaced by Sunday evening dread
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There has to be a policy For people to be able to adhere to the policy But it’s a theoretical exercise And no-one reads the…
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Home is where the heart is Which is useful because it’s also where the rest of me is All the time now And I like…
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Sorry that I didn’t Do that thing I said I’d do I didn’t get around to it Because I didn’t want to It’s not that…
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Sitting on my sofa Is where I like to be It might not be exciting But it’s just right for me I don’t crave adventure…
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Sunday much better When I begin my day with Sundae for breakfast
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Awesome Friday nights Far too often result in Awful Saturdays
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Waited a whole week For Friday night to arrive Just to dread Monday
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There are things that I am bad at Which are a strength of yours So if we work together We might accomplish more It seems…
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Today I have a goal A target I must hit It really won’t be easy But I’m not going to quit I will persevere all…
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I know I said I’d write A poem about you But I can’t do it now Cos I really need the loo You know that…
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This morning I didn’t shower Because I wanted to exercise And it seemed pointless to shower Before I exercised But the day went on And…
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Sometimes when I feel tired I’m not really that nice And it’s better to avoid me Or make interactions more concise I don’t mean to…
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Oh carpet on the floor What’s with all the crumbs? I vacuumed only last week From where did they all come? I’m sure that I…
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Where did all the chocolate go? I had so much last week But now I cannot find it No matter where I seek? It seems…
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It might seem disrespectful To compare poems that we wrote But in a poetry competition Mine would get my vote I’m not saying yours is…
James Proclaims! 