Hello and welcome back to ‘James Explains’, the bit of my blog where I explain stuff.
This is the first proper ‘James Explains’ after last week’s introductory post. And the response to this new feature has been absolutely whelming. Which is to say neither underwhelming (which would’ve been no questions at all) nor overwhelming (which would’ve been more questions than I can possibly answer).
Still, I won’t be answering all the enquiries I’ve received on the basis that I don’t know if anyone will bother asking anything ever again, so I’m saving some of the queries until next week.
Obviously if the response to this feature moves up a notch from whelming to overwhelming then I’ll reconsider that policy, but there is a definite and distinct possibility that we’re more likely to head in the other direction towards underwhelming and I’d regret it if I’d put all my metaphorical eggs into this particular basket.
Nonetheless, it would remiss of me not to explain anything today so, without further ado…
Glen from Australia asks:
What is the name of the space between the teeth of a comb?
Well Glen, if I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question I’d have exactly one dollar. Which would be completely useless to me because I live in the UK and I couldn’t spend that here. Not even to buy a comb.
Still, it got me thinking and, after about twenty seconds of that I still didn’t have an answer. So I googled it and the interweb did not let me down. Two suggestions I discovered were umpernater and combdrum, but neither of these words appear to be in the dictionary so I’m not sure if they’re real or made up. Feel free to use either of them though.
A less comb-specific word is interstice, which does have the advantage of being in the dictionary. It is defined as being “space that intervenes between things; especially : one between closely spaced things”.
I hope that answers that particular question for you Glen.
Pete from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to me asks:
Why are you called James, James?
A great question Pete and one I ask myself regularly. I can’t be certain but I may have alluded to this issue on my blog before. In case I haven’t though, ‘James’ is one of the given names that appears on my birth certificate. It was chosen by my parents for reasons that only they could answer, but, controversially, it is not the first name that appears on the aforementioned certificate. It is the second one. But, even more controversially perhaps, it is the name they then elected to call me in daily life, causing much confusion and often hilarity during my school days whenever I got a new teacher and they read the first of my given names out when calling the register. I’m still working on the script for the sitcom but I understand that the BBC are very interested commissioning a pilot episode of ‘James or Not James’.
I hope that answers that particular question for you Pete.
Haylee from the UK but somewhere different in the UK to either me or Pete asks:
Who would win in a fight, bear or lion?
A superb question Haylee and not an easy one to answer. I suppose the problem is that there are many kinds of bears and animals that aren’t bears but take the name bear. For example a Koala Bear is, I believe, actually not a bear, which is just as well, because that little fella is not beating any lion in a fight, not even a mountain lion, which isn’t really a lion.
If we consider lions and bears in popular culture, then I wouldn’t fancy the chances of the Cowardly Lion off of the Wizard of Oz against many a bear, but he might have shot against Yogi Bear.
Lion-O from eighties cartoon Thundercats is pretty handy in a fight, although I’m not sure how he’d cope against BraveStarr, eponymous hero of different eighties cartoon BraveStarr when he is using his fabled ‘Strength of the Bear’ powers.
Basically the only way we’re going to find out the answer to this is to organise a fight between a lion and a bear.
I hope that answers that particular question for you Haylee.
Finally, gigglingfattie from Canada asks:
What, precisely, is the function of a rubber ducky?
I’m really glad you asked that gigglingfattie. Fortunately I’m a long time viewer of Sesame Street so I know the answer to this.
Quite simply the function of a rubber ducky is to make bath time lots of fun. If you’d like a more detailed explanation then why not consult this lecture on the merits of the rubber ducky as delivered by Professor Ernie from the University of Sesame Street.
Be careful though because incorrect use of the rubber ducky can impede the playing of the saxophone as demonstrated below:
I hope that answers that particular question for you gigglingfattie.
Well that’s enough wisdom for one week. Tune in next week when I imagine I’ll be explaining even more stuff.
If you’ve got a question that you need James to answer then why not ask it in the comments below?