Category: James Proclaims
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As I write this it is Monday morning, and we’ve yet to formally hear any details of Boris Johnson’s ‘roadmap’ to lifting lockdown. He’s going…
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As I write this, it is 8:30 on Sunday morning, though it will be Monday by the time this reaches either of my regular readers.…
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The other day I had to attend a conference of sorts. It’s not a regular feature of my job but it happens once in a…
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The other day I was giving Little Proclaims a bath. I say ‘giving her a bath’, but these days my main function is to get…
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“Daddeee! My welleeee!” “Oh no, has your welly come off? Well I’m driving at the moment but I’ll put it back on for you when…
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As I write this it is Sunday afternoon. I’m watching rugby, which is one of the things I quite like to do. A lot of…
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“Do you want to build a snowman?” a young Anna sings plaintively to her older sister, Elsa, secure in the knowledge that this offer will…
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According to some, today is Blue Monday. ‘Blue Monday’ is the pseudoscientific name often attributed to the third Monday in January, which is purported to…
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According to the Gods of WordPress, this is my 900th post since I started this blog, back in the fifth month of the year that…
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And so here we are in another lockdown. It is officially ‘Lockdown 3’ in England, and we must distinguish between the UK and England, because…
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The return to work after Christmas is always a difficult one. January is not the best of months anyway, what with all the obligatory self-improvement…
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As is customary on the first day of the year I intend to make some resolutions in order to stop being the rubbish version of…
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While I always like to write a Christmas Day post, I don’t always bother on Boxing Day. There are only so many times you can…
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Merry Christmas! Sorry, my mistake. I forgot that Christmas had been cancelled this year. Being an established misanthrope I would have no doubt chosen to…
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As I write this, it is Sunday morning, but due to my propensity to write my posts slightly in advance of the day I publish…
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I don’t know what a vember is but it matters very little because we are officially in the one month of the year when they…
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Today is Halloween. I don’t much care about Halloween most years, so it seems unlikely that I will that bothered about it this year. But…
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In recent weeks I have passed quite a few significant milestones in my life. The milestones are, of course, metaphorical. I haven’t passed any real…
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At first glance the title of this post looks like it might be a clever play on a fairly common idiom. But it isn’t really…
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Hello people who read this blog. I hope you are well. I’m writing this on Sunday evening, although this post, if I finish it, will…
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Last week I disappeared from the blogosphere for a few days. You may not have noticed. Why would you? I’m not a blogger of any…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. Every Wednesday, for the last few months, I have been writing disingenuous posts with click-bait…
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For the last five years, little has been known about the mysterious figure behind the multi-award nominated blog, ‘James Proclaims’. Apart from the blog posts…
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Back in June I wrote a post called My Toddler Thinks I’m An Idiot. Essentially I recounted how my wife and I were attempting to bring…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I enjoy a riddle as much as anyone, but you won’t find one here. Certainly…
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Happy September everyone! It’s not actually September as I write this, but I am planning on posting this on the first day of September. Because,…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. This is my 757th post on this particular blog. I thought it was going to…
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At this difficult time, it is easy to forget those less fortunate than ourselves, but here at The James Proclaims Foundation, we refuse to abandon…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog ‘James Proclaims’. You may have clicked on this post on the basis that the title suggests it…
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Happy Tuesday everyone! I’m super excited today because I’ve been nominated for ‘The Adequate Blogger Award’ by James over at James Proclaims. I just want…
James Proclaims! 