Category: James Proclaims
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As I write this, it has been just under a month since I last posted anything on this blog. By the time this actually hits…
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Happy Star Wars Day everyone! I’m not sure when people started celebrating ‘Star Wars Day’ on May the Fourth. I’m not even sure if people…
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Long time readers will know that last May I spent the entire month blogging about nothing but Star Wars on the flimsy premise that people…
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Happy Easter everyone! Also Happy Birthday, if it is also your birthday. It is my birthday. So Happy Birthday to me! Having a birthday which…
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Hello dear readers. After announcing that I would be having a break from blogging just over a week ago, I’m now announcing my return. This…
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Today marks my 365th post in 365 days. I have managed to write a post every single day for an entire year. That I accomplished…
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Yesterday I posted a haiku that, as with all my haikus, failed to meet most of the criteria to qualify as a haiku, and might,…
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Sometimes on my way to work I go for breakfast at a place the kids tend to call a ‘Drive Through’ and the really cool…
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James Proclaims is made with the finest selection of high-quality verbs and suffixes, punctuated by a delicate array of commas, colons and apostrophes. We don’t…
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With the end of lockdown in sight it’s time to start making plans and at James Proclaims, we would like to help you to to…
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RETURN POLICYLast updated March 14, 2021 Thank you for choosing to read this post. We are very proud of our posts here at James Proclaims and…
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As I appear to still be plagued by writer’s block, I thought I’d let my two-year-old daughter, known to her fans as Little Proclaims, take…
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It’s Sunday afternoon as I write this. Little Proclaims is having a nap, Mrs Proclaims is working on her PhD and I am steadfastly ignoring…
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Hello dear readers and welcome back to the multi-award nominated blog, James Proclaims. Since the end of March 2020 I have been posting on a…
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Happy World Book Day everyone! Because if you live in the UK, then today is World Book Day. If you live somewhere else then it…
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Yesterday, I wrote a post in which I made claims to be Welsh, so it would seem negligent not to acknowledge that today is St…
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I am Welsh. Sort of. I was actually born in England, to an English mother and a sort of Indian father. My father was born…
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These days I generally schedule my posts in advance, even the bad poetry, which means that I am guilty of committing those crimes against literature…
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As I write this it is Monday morning, and we’ve yet to formally hear any details of Boris Johnson’s ‘roadmap’ to lifting lockdown. He’s going…
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As I write this, it is 8:30 on Sunday morning, though it will be Monday by the time this reaches either of my regular readers.…
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The other day I had to attend a conference of sorts. It’s not a regular feature of my job but it happens once in a…
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The other day I was giving Little Proclaims a bath. I say ‘giving her a bath’, but these days my main function is to get…
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“Daddeee! My welleeee!” “Oh no, has your welly come off? Well I’m driving at the moment but I’ll put it back on for you when…
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As I write this it is Sunday afternoon. I’m watching rugby, which is one of the things I quite like to do. A lot of…
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“Do you want to build a snowman?” a young Anna sings plaintively to her older sister, Elsa, secure in the knowledge that this offer will…
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According to some, today is Blue Monday. ‘Blue Monday’ is the pseudoscientific name often attributed to the third Monday in January, which is purported to…
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According to the Gods of WordPress, this is my 900th post since I started this blog, back in the fifth month of the year that…
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And so here we are in another lockdown. It is officially ‘Lockdown 3’ in England, and we must distinguish between the UK and England, because…
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The return to work after Christmas is always a difficult one. January is not the best of months anyway, what with all the obligatory self-improvement…
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As is customary on the first day of the year I intend to make some resolutions in order to stop being the rubbish version of…
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