Category: James Proclaims
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It is day 2 of November 2021 and consequently day 2 of my pledge to produce a badly written novel of circa 50,000 words by…
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And so to day 1 of the month that is often referred to as November and my, almost certainly futile, endeavour to successfully navigate the…
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Happy Halloween everybody! If indeed that is the correct greeting. Although maybe a ‘happy’ Halloween is not a successful Halloween. I wouldn’t know. I’m not…
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When last I troubled the blogoshpere, it was at the end of a horrible weekend which saw Little Proclaims briefly hospitalised and the entire Proclaims…
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As I write this it is Sunday evening and I’m watching highlights of last week’s Reading Festival on the television. Specifically I am watching Liam…
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As I write this, it is Friday morning. I am at home, as has been the case for the last five weeks, because school is…
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It’s Saturday morning as I write this and Chez Proclaims we are embarking on what is arguably the toughest challenge we have ever faced as…
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As I write this I am a little inebriated. I’m currently sitting in my garden on a Saturday afternoon drinking a bottle of pink sparkling…
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It has, at the time of writing, been but two days since Tokyo 2020 ended but I’m already feeling somewhat bereft. This is often the…
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As I write this, Team GB has just won a bronze medal in the noble sport of dressage. I don’t know much about dressage, it…
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It’s time to crack open the bubbly. No, not champagne. I can’t really justify the cost of champagne for an occasion such as this. To…
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As I write this I am sitting in my garden enjoying what can only be described as a glorious Saturday morning. The sun is shining,…
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As I write this, it has been just under a month since I last posted anything on this blog. By the time this actually hits…
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Happy Star Wars Day everyone! I’m not sure when people started celebrating ‘Star Wars Day’ on May the Fourth. I’m not even sure if people…
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Long time readers will know that last May I spent the entire month blogging about nothing but Star Wars on the flimsy premise that people…
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Happy Easter everyone! Also Happy Birthday, if it is also your birthday. It is my birthday. So Happy Birthday to me! Having a birthday which…
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Hello dear readers. After announcing that I would be having a break from blogging just over a week ago, I’m now announcing my return. This…
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Today marks my 365th post in 365 days. I have managed to write a post every single day for an entire year. That I accomplished…
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Yesterday I posted a haiku that, as with all my haikus, failed to meet most of the criteria to qualify as a haiku, and might,…
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Sometimes on my way to work I go for breakfast at a place the kids tend to call a ‘Drive Through’ and the really cool…
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James Proclaims is made with the finest selection of high-quality verbs and suffixes, punctuated by a delicate array of commas, colons and apostrophes. We don’t…
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With the end of lockdown in sight it’s time to start making plans and at James Proclaims, we would like to help you to to…
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RETURN POLICYLast updated March 14, 2021 Thank you for choosing to read this post. We are very proud of our posts here at James Proclaims and…
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As I appear to still be plagued by writer’s block, I thought I’d let my two-year-old daughter, known to her fans as Little Proclaims, take…
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It’s Sunday afternoon as I write this. Little Proclaims is having a nap, Mrs Proclaims is working on her PhD and I am steadfastly ignoring…
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Hello dear readers and welcome back to the multi-award nominated blog, James Proclaims. Since the end of March 2020 I have been posting on a…
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Happy World Book Day everyone! Because if you live in the UK, then today is World Book Day. If you live somewhere else then it…
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Yesterday, I wrote a post in which I made claims to be Welsh, so it would seem negligent not to acknowledge that today is St…
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I am Welsh. Sort of. I was actually born in England, to an English mother and a sort of Indian father. My father was born…
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These days I generally schedule my posts in advance, even the bad poetry, which means that I am guilty of committing those crimes against literature…
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