It’s surely better
When life does give you lemons
To not accept them

13 responses to “A Haiku That Clarifies That Regardless Of Metaphoric Intent, I Really Don’t Have The Time, The Skills Nor Indeed The Inclination To Make Lemonade”

    1. I believe there are some quite pleasant wines that can be made with sour grapes (I read an article in the Guardian about it so it must be true). So yes, I will accept your sour grapes.

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      1. If the press is recommending them they must be good!

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  1. Except perhaps on Shrove Tuesday?

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    1. Or indeed any other day if you actually like lemons

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  2. If life gives you lemons you should take them, and hurl them back violently.

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    1. Although I understand they do help to prevent scurvy so maybe we shouldn’t be too hasty

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      1. Which brings us to the seminal question of existence: run, or runs?

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      2. I’ll defer to your wisdom

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      3. You are wise to do so.

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  3. Lemon Meringue Pie is better When Life gives me lemons I give them to my sister and get a pie. It all works out

    Laugh Today and Tomorrow

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    1. I’d even accept lemonade if someone did the work for me, but pie is better

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