James Proclaims is made with the finest selection of high-quality verbs and suffixes, punctuated by a delicate array of commas, colons and apostrophes. We don’t use any artificial adjectives in any of our posts and all of our exclamations are free-range. James Proclaims can be enjoyed as part of a balanced reading diet but is not suitable for anyone with a noun-allergy.
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But is it inspected regularly by the Health Department?
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We are completely in line with all legislation relating to hygiene insofar as it applies to us.
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So you’re anti-adjectival but pro-noun?
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I always try to remain objective, although it can be difficult not to be subjective and on occasion a little possessive.
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Subjectivity is too in tense for me now. Or wait, it was. Oh ^(!_^#——————————— dash it.
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Your post is very helpful
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I do my best to be helpful
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Still can’t read them, I’m verbose intolerant and have a nuts allergy.
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Does verbose intolerance cause you to be long-winded?
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Well, there has been an increase, in some cases, of the length of my sentences, including too many commas and not enough full stops, which can make it hard to follow exactly where the sentence is going, or indeed, has been, or indeed, if there was any point to it in the first place, but I think, in general, and on average perhaps, that overall the answer to that question is still in the hands, or indeed thoughts, of psychiatrists well trained to recognise whether in fact I have tended towards this symptom in the long-winded sense.
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Is your blog also diary free?
It’s just that you like to milk ideas.
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Certainly it’s better not to read my posts in-dept. Better to skim. Or semi-skim.
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My grammar is dyslexic and finds your blog indigestible.
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Perhaps it’s a problem with your colon. Maybe you just have a semicolon?
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In the past, participles may have received a suspended sentence for such conjugation!
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Is that predicated on a specific clause?
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Yes, Santa! He contracted long Covid and got confused.
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Possible side effects could include increased vocabulary, enjoyment and an uncontrollable urge to respond. Ask your doctor if James Proclaims is right for you. cheers
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I would question the integrity of any doctor who recommended James Proclaims
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All the above must be brought to book. I move we close this chapter. I myself have sentenced myself-though redundant- to silence on the matter. Full stop.
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I find your arguments to be simultaneously objective and subjective.
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What can I say?
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Yum. Send me seven.
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How voracious of you
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Colons? I don’t recall any colons in your posts. If I went looking for them, would I be performing a colonoscopy or would it just mean the pandemic is really getting to me? Anyway, I’m just saying — I haven’t noticed any colons, despite the fact that you have said there is a “delicate array” in you work. Colons are something that I always notice.
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I did say delicate. The colon is the saffron of punctuation and need only be used sparingly to make an impact.
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I could not agree more. Like the semi-colon, if it is overused, it becomes an annoying distraction.
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