James Proclaims!

I’m Not Dreaming of a White Christmas

I’m not dreaming of a white ChristmasJust like the ones I’ve never knownWith my gas bill risingThere’s no disguisingThe last thing that I need is snow. I’m not dreaming of a white ChristmasThe Christmas cards I sent were lateBut I’m still quite full of good cheerBecause all my Christmases have beer

James

December 29, 2023

1–2 minutes

beer, Christmas, cost of living, festive, overindulgence, parody, unhealthy

I’m not dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I’ve never known
With my gas bill rising
There’s no disguising
The last thing that I need is snow.

I’m not dreaming of a white Christmas
The Christmas cards I sent were late
But I’m still quite full of good cheer
Because all my Christmases have beer