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My House Smells Of Bin

My house smells of binMuch to my chagrinIf my house were an innI would not check-inBecause it smells of bin The unpleasant scentNow ever-presentDoes not make me contentIt will not relentAnd does not augmentThis two-story brick tentAnd causes my descentInto a state of torment The source of the smellIs hard to tellIt makes me unwellIt’s…

James
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My house smells of bin
Much to my chagrin
If my house were an inn
I would not check-in
Because it smells of bin

The unpleasant scent
Now ever-present
Does not make me content
It will not relent
And does not augment
This two-story brick tent
And causes my descent
Into a state of torment

The source of the smell
Is hard to tell
It makes me unwell
It’s a kind of Hell
I want to yell
And yell and yell
And try to expel
Or somehow dispel
This abominable smell

Though I’m not so unhappy
That my home smells so crappy
You may call me sappy
A mawkish chappy
But I am happy
To be a pappy
But being a pappy
Means my house smells like nappy

8 responses to “My House Smells Of Bin”

  1. Herb Avatar
    Herb

    Please do not worry
    It will pass in a hurry
    eventually deadening
    your olfactory.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. James Avatar
      James

      A part of me did die. But the smell has now passed so that’s something.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. obbverse Avatar
    obbverse

    Lol. Sniff happens.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      But it is best avoided chez moi

      Like

  3. Peter's pondering Avatar
    Peter’s pondering

    You need to see the doctor and explain your problem!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      I can’t get an appointment until November.

      2027

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    This post stinks, But in a good way 🤣😎🙃

    Liked by 1 person

    1. James Avatar
      James

      I’ll take it

      Liked by 1 person

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