Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

So we’ve reached the end of Christmas (Well we’re there or thereabouts) And somehow I’ve survived Though at times I had my doubts But as the festive feasting Is replaced by brutal workouts I’m still left to ponder Why did I buy so many sprouts?

James

January 3, 2022

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So we’ve reached the end of Christmas
(Well we’re there or thereabouts)
And somehow I’ve survived
Though at times I had my doubts
But as the festive feasting
Is replaced by brutal workouts
I’m still left to ponder
Why did I buy so many sprouts?

6 responses to “Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas”

Peter’s pondering

January 3, 2022 at 11:37 am

I have a great recipe for bacon, jam, and brussels sprout preserve if you want it!

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1. James
  
  January 4, 2022 at 10:22 am
  
  While that does sound like exactly the kind of thing I would avoid under normal circumstances, I’ll take it. I might even market it as ‘Space Jam’…
  
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  1. Peter’s pondering
    
    January 4, 2022 at 11:07 am
    
    You’ll be able to retire in 2 years!
    
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dumbestblogger

January 4, 2022 at 3:04 am

Those things produce some amazing gas!

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1. James
  
  January 4, 2022 at 10:23 am
  
  To be fair the world does need more sustainable energy sources, although there are some potentially logistical difficulties to overcome…
  
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  1. dumbestblogger
    
    January 5, 2022 at 1:56 am
    
    I’m full of hot air.
    
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