Category: Poetry
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On days when it rains I often think to myself I don’t much like rain
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When I exercise I may release endorphins But they aren’t grateful
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Sometimes my blog posts Improve when I edit them But this one did not
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Look coolBuy clothes that are Overpriced at half price Though can any label improve Self-worth?
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Misinformation Can easily cause you to Miss Information
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Sometimes life is hard It seems like all hope is gone But do not despair Until you have checked the fridge If there is beer,…
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Dear IT support Thanks for your reply It didn’t really help In fact it made me cry I know how to send emails And I…
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New you Eat less, get fit Make healthier choices Soon you’ll find that you have become Hungry
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Strongly held beliefs Are not, in and of themselves, Proof that you are right
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When tasks Seem like too much Do one bit at a time And soon you’ll find that you’ve achieved Not much
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Did we really have This many meetings back when Meetings needed rooms?
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As it is Friday I’ll probably have a drinkI drink on most days So I could not even think Of not drinking on Fridays
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If we want to achieve change Everyone must do their bit Everyone except for me Sadly, I’m a hypocrite
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Please do not worry I know the world seems broken But it always was
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Sometimes a fact can be attacked for being inexact But it is, in fact, inexact to claim that a fact is inexact For then it…
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Sunday A day of rest Maybe breakfast in bed But if you live with a toddler Less so
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Dry January Might still be easier than Veganuary I could manage without beer But I’ll always need ice-cream
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Dry January? I’m not even ready to Try January!
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Dry January ?A month without any rain? I will drink to that!
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Back to work today No time to write anything More than this haiku
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Christmas is over But like Santa I’ll remain Jolly and quite fat
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On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A reality check, “Christmas is over Now take down the bloody tree!”
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The Christmas presents have long been unwrapped And the tree has seen better days But still the Twixmas party goes onThough it all seems a…
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When my daughter asks For another chocolate I always say no Because like all good parents I’ve already scoffed the lot
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Christmas Day is over But it Christmas isn’t gone Because the house is full of festive food So the party must go on I really…
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When writing haikus I use humane practices To count syllables
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Of course we all knew That the lockdown in England Would end in tiers
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Friday Working week done Weekend begins at last Though perhaps not restful becauseToddler
James Proclaims! 