Now the world has again gone berserk
It is no longer ok to lurk
Within public places
Or see friendly faces
But it is still fine to go to work

11 responses to “A Lockdown Limerick”

  1. Reminds me of that famous movie; “Dr. Strangeworld or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Yoke Of Oppression.” A real classic.

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    1. It’s no yoke I can assure you. It’s rather eggs-asperating but all we can do is crack on. I shell try not to be too hard boiled but I am feeling a little fried and also a bit scrambled

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      1. Poached my lines…

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  2. Once Is Never Enough.
    Just like before
    Revisiting the past,
    Let’s try once more
    A plan that’s half-assed.

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    1. The definition of genius is trying the plan that didn’t work last time but tweaking it ever so slightly to make it less effective

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  3. Mrs S has been furloughed. Let’s hope just four weeks of this does the job, otherwise I’m going to have to become a teacher.

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    1. I fear that would be a bad move for both you and the education system

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      1. Don’t know why, apparently any idiot can do it, so I’m well qualified innit.

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      2. It’s certainly true that many idiots work in education but they mostly get promoted to senior leaders.

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  4. It’s happened once more this year
    And now I’ve started to fear
    But it’s sort of OK
    if at home I must stay
    Cuz’ this Time I hoarded More BEER!

    Try to laugh James and Little Proclaims Too

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    1. I do have a stash of beer

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