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Have Yourself A Calorific Christmas

Have yourself a calorific Christmas,Take another biteFrom now on,Our slippers will be out of sightHave yourself a lazy little Christmas,Eat the Yule-tide log,From now on,We’ll resolve not to ever jog Here we gorge on unhealthy food,Full of sugar we adoreChocolate boxes so near to usThat we need to have one more. At New Year we’ll…

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Have yourself a calorific Christmas,
Take another bite
From now on,
Our slippers will be out of sight
Have yourself a lazy little Christmas,
Eat the Yule-tide log,
From now on,
We’ll resolve not to ever jog

Here we gorge on unhealthy food,
Full of sugar we adore
Chocolate boxes so near to us
That we need to have one more.

At New Year we’ll resolve to be better
If our will allows
Hang onto that goal without a plan of how
And don’t regret the bad decisions you make now.

4 responses to “Have Yourself A Calorific Christmas”

  1. Herb Avatar
    Herb

    My new holiday theme song!

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      You can’t escape it so you might as well enjoy it.

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  2. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    Love it! 🤣😎🙃

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      Alas another true story…

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