• November 2, 2025

  The Perils Of A Straightforward Shooting Weekend If You Live In A Small Terraced House

  James
• July 11, 2024

  Sometimes I Don’t Pay Attention

  James
• July 4, 2024

  My House Smells Of Bin

  James
• June 27, 2024

  Fat Rat

  James
• January 25, 2024

  This Poem Is Not That Poem

  James
• January 18, 2024

  Never Meet Your Poetry

  James
• January 5, 2022

  A Rapid Rhyme That Claims (Somewhat Unconvincingly) Not To Be About Christmas

  James
• January 4, 2022

  Yet Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

  James
• January 3, 2022

  Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

  James
• January 2, 2022

  A Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

  James
• December 28, 2021

  A Rapid Rhyme About Overindulgence Between Christmas And New Year

  James
• December 26, 2021

  An Etymologically Dubious Poem About Boxing Day

  James
• September 2, 2021

  A Poem About How Bad This Poem Is

  James
• August 26, 2021

  Rhyme Crime

  James
• August 19, 2021

  A Rapid Rhyme About Breakfast

  James
• August 12, 2021

  No Tifications

  James
• March 9, 2021

  Another Rhyme That Serves A Purpose

  James
• March 7, 2021

  A Rhyme That Serves A Purpose

  James
• March 3, 2021

  A Poem About How The Beginning Of March Is Never Quite As Nice, Weather-wise, As We Expect It To Be

  James
• March 2, 2021

  A Rapid And Somewhat Cynical Rhyme About The Ending Of Covid Restrictions In The UK (That May Or May Not Be Happening In The Near Future)

  James
• February 20, 2021

  A Rapid Rhyme That Continues A Recent Theme About Pandemic Overeating

  James
• February 19, 2021

  A Rapid Rhyme About Drinking Beer

  James
• February 18, 2021

  A Poem That Is Intentionally Boring

  James
• February 17, 2021

  A Rapid Rhyme About Poor Lifestyle Choices For Which I’m Making The Current Pandemic A Scapegoat

  James
• February 16, 2021

  A Rhyme That Is Relying On Its Dissimilarity To Other Poetic Forms In Order To Justify Its Existence

  James
• February 14, 2021

  A Silly Poem For My Wife On Valentine’s Day

  James
• February 12, 2021

  Another Limerick That Was More About Me Trying To Make Something Rhyme With The Town Of Reading Than Any Serious Attempt To Say Anything Of Value. Also It Is Still Not Autobiographical

  James
• February 11, 2021

  A Limerick That Was More About Me Trying To Make Something Rhyme With The Town Of Reading Than Any Serious Commentary On The Current Pandemic. Also It Is Not Autobiographical

  James
• February 7, 2021

  A Poem That Mainly Laments February

  James
• February 4, 2021

  A Poem That Encapsulates My Inner Monologue When I Go Running

  James
• January 26, 2021

  A Poem About The Oxymoronic Nature Of IT ‘Support’

  James