James Proclaims!

January 2021

James
2–3 minutes
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Resolving To Be ResoluteJames Proclaims (4)1st January 2021
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas…James Proclaims (8)2nd January 2021
A Haiku About Lessons That Can Be Learned From Father Christmas To Help Ease The January BluesJames Proclaims (8)3rd January 2021
A Haiku That Tries To Justify Its Own Existence But Probably Fails To Do SoJames Proclaims (8)4th January 2021
2020 ForesightJames Proclaims (4)5th January 2021
Lockdown 3 – The Miracle Of ScienceJames Proclaims (4)6th January 2021
A Haiku That Demonstrates I Have Deliberately Misunderstood A Flawed Public Health Campaign In Order To Mock ItJames Proclaims (8)7th January 2021
A Haiku That Continues My Mockery Of A Flawed Public Health Campaign And Also Questions The Timing Of ItJames Proclaims (8)8th January 2021
A Tanka That Continues A Recent Theme Of Mocking A Flawed Public Health Campaign While Also Trivialising Another January Health Challenge And Revealing That I Have A Similar Attitude To Nutrition To That Of A Small ChildJames Proclaims (8)9th January 2021
A Cinquain About How Sundays Aren’t What They Used To Be For Some ReasonJames Proclaims (8)10th January 2021
A Matter Of FactJames Proclaims (8)11th January 2021
James Explains The Rules For ‘Lockdown 3’James Explains12th January 2021
A Haiku That Offers Unhelpful Reassurance About The Current State Of EverythingJames Proclaims (8)13th January 2021
A Short But Inspiring PoemJames Proclaims (8)14th January 2021
A Tanka About Why It Is Important To Consider When You DrinkJames Proclaims (8)15th January 2021
A Prosaic Post About Productive Posting And Pretentions Of Prodigious Poetic PerformanceJames Proclaims (4)16th January 2021
A Haiku About How Social Media Has Challenged My Understanding Of LanguageJames Proclaims (8)17th January 2021
Fifty Shades Of BlueJames Proclaims (4)18th January 2021
A Haiku About How I Miss The Administrative Red Tape Of Having To Book A Room In Order To Have A MeetingJames Proclaims (8)19th January 2021
A Cinquain That Encourages ProcrastinationJames Proclaims (8)20th January 2021
A Haiku That Clarifies That Regardless Of Metaphoric Intent, I Really Don’t Have The Time, The Skills Nor Indeed The Inclination To Make LemonadeJames Proclaims (8)21st January 2021
A Haiku That Advocates Entertaining The Notion That You Don’t Have All The AnswersJames Proclaims (8)22nd January 2021
A Cinquain About The Consequences Of Adopting A New LifestyleJames Proclaims (8)23rd January 2021
A Tanka That Mixes Milk Metaphors In A Largely Pretentious Effort To Appear ProfoundJames Proclaims (8)24th January 2021
Snow DelightfulJames Proclaims (4)25th January 2021
A Poem About The Oxymoronic Nature Of IT ‘Support’James Proclaims (8)26th January 2021
A Tanka Which Contains Irresponsible Advice With Regards Managing WellbeingJames Proclaims (8)27th January 2021
A Haiku About A Homophonic Cause And EffectJames Proclaims (8)28th January 2021
A Cinquain That May Explain My Own Lack Of Style Though Ultimately Belies The Attitude Of My Younger SelfJames Proclaims (8)29th January 2021
A Haiku Which Is Ultimately A Filler Post But Which Is Taking Full Ownership Of That StatusJames Proclaims (8)30th January 2021
A Haiku That May Reveal More About My Poor Understanding Of Human Biology Than I Would WishJames Proclaims (8)31st January 2021