Cleaning is hard work Revolutionise your life Choose squalor instead
Month: May 2016
I Hope It’s Like This On Saturday
Sunshine on Tuesday Often serves to remind me How much I hate work
Responsible Borrowing
Avoided fines by Renewing library books I will never read
I Think The Sofa’s Eaten It
Although the week has taken its toll I have chilled beer and snacks in a bowl It is time to unwind But I can’t seem to find The television remote control
Pidgin Poetry
Pigeon in the sky Not a poet, nonetheless Makes a fine high coo
J’Accuse!
Gym membership is Revolutionizing my life For the wrong reasons
The Time I Got Locked In The Toilet
In January 2007 I got locked in a toilet. Not an actual toilet, that would be all kinds of weird. I’ve never seen fit to climb into an actual toilet. To be entirely accurate, I got locked in a room with a toilet in it. In the UK we often refer to that room…
Happy Blogiversary To Me!
It’s my Blogiversary Or should it be blogoversary? A google search suggests that either spelling is an acceptable way of describing the anniversary of the inception of a blog. Most of the blogs I read seem to go with ‘blogiversary’. So I’ll go with that too. Today it is exactly a year since I posted…
Pharmaceutical Philosophy
Sometimes when I am ill I opt to take a pill To alleviate my suffering But I try not to read Or indeed pay any heed To the label on the packet or the tub
The Game
Crispin looked at the board despairingly. There was nothing he could do. He had played into Franklin’s hands, and it was now just a matter of a few moves before inevitable defeat. He could cede the game now, but that was not Crispin’s way. If his late father had taught him anything, it was…
James Complains About People Who Complain About Stuff
I’ve done it this time – a title loaded with irony. A contradiction in terms. If that isn’t ‘click-bait’ to the internet browsing masses then I don’t know what is. Ok I probably don’t know what is. Or rather I do know, and indeed my title is not it. But I’d wager it’s a little…
James Proclaims! 