The last thing I wanted to do today was upset you
But I’ve been feeling quite stressed
Because I’ve had so much to do
A really long list of things I intended to complete
And frankly I was worried that I wouldn’t have time
So it’s come as something of a relief
That I have now hit all my targets
And I’m pleased that I even found a spare moment
To go out of my way to upset you
Because that is the last thing I wanted to do today
James Proclaims! 
Good job! You have completed every one of your goals. But, er, sorry, the last thing I wanted to do today was disappoint you, but I’m not upset.
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It’s ok. On a weird level I suspect that the poem was aimed at myself. I have some ‘issues’ I need to work through…
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😳🙃
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Now you’ve been and gone and spoiled it all by commenting on your own post, and I’ve been and gone and spoiled my day because the last thing I wanted to do today was to read your blog! What is even worse is that today is National Lazy Day and we’ve both ruined that!
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I did not know it was National Lazy Day! That really seems like something I should have known about. Then again, I supose actively finding out wouldn’t have been in the spirit of the day…
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Oh my gosh 😂!!
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This is really clever – I love it!
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Thanks – just something I came up with apropos of nothing, which is my usual methodology. It made me smile so I hoped it would do the same for other people
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I heartily congratulate you on accomplishing your daily goals. However, as I did not find this piece particularly upsetting I would urge you to consider the fact that your endeavors were not altogether successful.
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I find that comment quite upsetting. Well done!
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You’re welcome.
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I am going to help you out and be upset for you. It’s the least I can do for a friend
Stay well and laugh when you can
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That is a noble gesture and I thank you for it
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I like the simplicity but relatability to this 🙂
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Glad you liked it 🙂
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