According to 80s hit ‘Manic Monday’
(Performed by The Bangles but written by Prince)
Sunday is a ‘fun day’
Perhaps when juxtaposed with Monday
Sunday is a fun day
But I spend most of Sunday
Worrying about Monday
So it is not a fun day
Anymore than Saturday is a fatter day
Although I tend to eat quite badly on Saturdays
So Saturdays probably are fatter days
But Sundays are not fun days
Unless followed by a Monday which is not a work day
Then Sundays can be fun days
Perhaps if I had a sundae on a Sunday
Then it would be more of a fun day
Even if followed by a ‘Manic Monday’
But by the arbitrary rules I live by
I have would be more likely
To have a sundae on a Saturday
Because that’s my fatter day
James Proclaims! 
Brilliant. Saturday shall now shall be known as fatter day. Long live superfluous calories!
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Although we may not actually live long with all those superfluous calories but at least we’ll be happy
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Today for a change I don’t have to worry about Monday, because tomorrow is a holiday and I’m giving thanks:-)
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Then your Sunday is a fun day and I envy you
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For such a poem prestigious
it turns my mind religious
if Saturdays are fatterdays
then Sunday are for latterdays
I really shouldn’t have bothered – sorry to disturb you!
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Certainly it doesn’t sound like a fun day under those circumstances either
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Well that was a lot of existencial angst expended over the question of whether or not Sunday is fun.
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I have a lot of existential angst to expend
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Me too, but I don’t know why, and I’m worried about it.
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Existentialism is not worth the lives it is written on.
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I feel like you may have raised the bar there. Which is a shame as I was hoping to get another beer in before curfew.
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Well, if you’re in the chair, I wouldn’t say no…
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It might be manic Monday but watch out for depressive Thursday.
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I prefer therapeutic Thursday
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New days of the week
Saturday
Fatterday
Arose such a clatter day
A quiet pitter patter day
Doesn’t matter Day
Life in tatters day
and Get the Hell out of Dodge
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